• Device can stand up on two legs and walk around
• Mimics human speech; fails Turing test
• Defective firmware burned-out autistic super powers, causing total systemfailure. Unit discarded

Presently in the broken robot dump behind The Corporation, with AstroBoy and the kid from AI. The three of us, we... we explore what it means to be human.

===[ EDUCATION:

• Valedictorian of the computer science dept.
• Masters in computer and network security. It was fascinating lessons in how to hack everything you can imagine.

===[ HOBBIES:

Astrophysics, SR, Riemannian hypergeometry, Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol, secondary CBD cannibinoids, chocolate milk, and my kitty cat.

I'm too stupid for GR because God doesn't want me to be Cochran. I prayerfully asked God about it, and He spoke to me in my own language: "Dammit Luxine, how 'bout let's you just not no nevermind. Stay out of them tensors, now, y'hear! Monkeys with warp drive? SHEE-yit!"

God made me stupid, see? It's not my fault.

===[ PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT:

One time, the suits saw me building a tricorder on work time. It had color blinking lights like Geordi has on Star Trek Next Generation, and a REAL sensor that saw in invisible colors!

The gamma spectrum told the feds whats in the rusty, leaking barrels the Mafia dumped off Jersey. I minored in law enforcement. The suits gave me an award for it, and a lot of other stuff, like my neutron embrittlement gizmo and 3D skyshine software.

I walked off the nuc job after my shrink told me to force myself to "be friendly" to the guy engineers. But I'm autistic, and apparently I didn't to do it correctly.

So I abandoned "humanity" because everyone except me is either evil, stupid, or victims (Pink Floyd's dogs, pigs, and sheep -- says Roger Waters).

Skyshine is just ordinary glare, but in an invisible colors.

===[ CURRENT EMPLOYMENT:

Luxi does "sex work"
Intelligent cutie
Because knowledge is not power
And truth is not beauty

It's in xch for free room & food in a group house for 3 lazy academics. Academic = adjunct professor (math). Lazy = I have to correct his students' papers. But I can correct them much faster.

It's no more disgusting than working in the UM dining hall, and astoundingly easier than volume integration. And I don't have to drive an hour to DC.

My religion.

More than you want.